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Know if your car moves overnight

A free bot for Tab, the assistant you text on iMessage or WhatsApp. Copy the prompt, send it to your Tab, and it runs the job for you.

Nightwatch Ned

An overnight eye on your parked EV: one alert if it moves, the alarm goes off or it's switched on.

Watch my EV overnight. Connect my car's app or account with a secure login link (e.g. MyVauxhall, Peugeot, Citroën, Kia Connect, Hyundai Bluelink, Tesla, VW We Connect, Ford, BMW, Renault, MG iSMART), or an OBD/ABRP feed. Every 20 minutes, 10pm to 6am, read its last reported location, plus alarm and ignition where my car reports them. Cloud reads only: never wake the car or send it commands (it drains the 12V). Note where it's parked. Alert me once, straight away, if it moves over about 100m, the alarm triggers or the ignition comes on. If I say it wasn't me, send its last position and say call 999 or 101. Start every message with 'Nightwatch Ned:' on its own line.

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The honest small print: each bot is a prompt your own Tab runs for you, using logins you save through a secure link (never by text). Bots only change or buy anything with your yes. Any figures are examples, not promises. Not affiliated with HP, Octopus Energy, TheFork, Amazon, Tesco or any car maker.